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Twitter user Drew Brands tweeted the video that he magically captured on camera, and there’s a reason it has over 400k likes — it’s really freaking hilarious.

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“The most frustrating thought I keep having with this is, those men who did it to me probably didn’t think they did anything wrong.”

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“My innocence was lost to a female cousin who was responsible for babysitting and protecting me.”

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On the night my boyfriend has a seizure after his 50th alcohol detox, we are placed in a room next to the ER psych ward.

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With a B.A. in English, Evan headed for Oregon in 1972 and found the only jobs open to him were working in the fields picking apples for $1.97 an hour. Three of his crew had doctorates.

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Paint the face. The outfit is only part of it.

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This is where shit gets weird. I mean, even weirder than hooking up with a guy that crawled out of the sewer.

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13. Not to be rude, but aren’t all Americans fat?

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4. Do not, under any circumstances, cry noticeably in public.

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St. Patrick’s Day is a day to celebrate Ireland, and what it means to be Irish.