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The fake sports fan, who actually has no idea what the hell is going on.

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1. Why must you shout?

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Pink Hatter. It’s a gnarly term in Boston for female sports fans who must obviously be pretending.

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This was my first NFL playoff game dating a Patriots fan and I wasn’t prepared.

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3. The Yeller

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*Cue impulse to never leave the house and speak in public again*

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Here’s some helpful tips to fake your way through what’s sure to be an excellent year of football, basketball, and more.

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Thou shalt not question our “odd” pre-game rituals.

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Life is too short to hop on and off of bandwagons all the time.