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Some of them are still inappropriate even in context..

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How many musical giants are working on this??

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10. The White House is asking 4th Graders at a New Hampshire Elementary School to come up with a name for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue’s new hawk…

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Stephen Hillenburg was a pioneer and a genius at using subtle clues to entertain adults while their kids watched Spongebob Squarepants. Here are some of the political insights that I have unearthed during my search for the truth, as told by Mr. Hillenburg and our favorite optimistic dish scrubber:

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Last week’s #darkbuzzfeed craze took over Twitter as users Tweeted ideas for lists that were more somber than Buzzfeed’s usual content. In honor of #darkbuzzfeed, here’s a list of the eleven worst kinds of experiences anyone can have — perhaps more gut-wrenchingly terrible (and certainly more #real) than world war, famine, or the government shutdown.

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Who knew that Phoebe from ‘Hey Arnold’ was crazy hot or that 52-year-old Tommy Pickles was a comely grandma? Prepare your brain and your childhood accordingly.

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Did you know that Hillary Clinton and Dame Judi Dench got slimed on Figure It Out, Nicolas Cage once appeared in Blue’s Clues and Skeeter was actually a member of the Illuminati?

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How come none of my friends ever had a cool hangout area where all the kids could sit and talk and smoke pot and generally be unencumbered by adults? Oh? Because this is a TV show? Groovy.