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Our attributes and our attitudes towards life’s challenges, relationships with others, and the environments we thrive in can be oddly similar to how animals handle the same things. 

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Wolves belong in packs. I once belonged. I had friends. But some wolves are chased out of their groups somehow, venture out on their own. Now my old friends ridicule me from afar; we argue. I am distanced.

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Yes, it’s true that you have a strong mental and physical connection to your couch and Netflix account, but this doesn’t keep you from leading a productive and fulfilling life. You just likely won’t be rolling up to the club sippin’ Bacardi.

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1. The ginger seal.

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1. You’ve long since abandoned any hope that you’ll find love in this world.

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Allie in The Notebook, because that bitch was given the choice between a rich, doting James Marsden in a military uniform and sweatily hot Ryan Gosling who built her a house.

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From one certified sloth to another, eyyyyyyyyyyyy.