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I suppose I’m just in a little bit of a “funk” lately, I don’t know.

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This video made me tear up.

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Now, the Marvel film franchise, how is it different?

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1. Don’t mess around with his web-shooters

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Remember sleep? That was a good thing you used to do.

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These techniques are very professional, so it may take some time to master them.

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Call J. Jonah Jameson! We’ve got a clear pic of Spiderman with the PRESIDENT for the front page of the Daily Bugle.

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“Hey, this baggy bed sheet isn’t doing anything for my figure. Screw being a ghost! Why don’t I just put on a bikini top and a little skirt and say that I’m, I don’t know, a princess or something?! Or…wait. I know what I can do. I can say that I’m a cat. A cat with boobs!”