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In recent years, video game makers have struck gold bringing back classic games for the sake of nostalgia.

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2. “I have no regrets” is a lie.

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28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.

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1. Don’t mess around with his web-shooters

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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12:19am: Someone said Gatsby is ‘richer than God,’ now the Marilyn Manson guy is dancing to electronic (?) dance music

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Lemonade stands were generally the most popular childhood get-rich-quick scheme — lemons, sugar, water, and mothers to purchase and mix them for you being readily available at the time.

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Yes, it’s Superman! And hey, look at that “S.” That is one impressive “S.” Nice, um, typography.

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It’s the 21st century, people. These are the sorts of stylistic innovations we’re going to have to get used to. I don’t know about you, but I’m personally stoked about a 3D version of The Sun Also Rises with music by Nicki Minaj.

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Even though you have been raised as a human being, you are not one of them.