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Who doesn’t like a good live public disaster? I do. And so does God. That’s why he created public access…and microphones that look “off” when they’re really “on.”

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While everyone experiences their first time at a different age, I still felt like I was older than most.

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Why not end an email with a quality signature line, an inspirational quote, or some wickedly random anecdote?

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We are born on a constant quest to find “the one” because truthfully no one actually wants to be single. It is not in human nature to want to be single and alone.

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I have learned the hard way that women are the worst.

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The day I realized the “other woman” was a dude is the same day I found out that the name “Kim” is also a boy’s name.

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Will the world never know the answer to this Earth-shattering riddle?

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I believe in taking chances, because no matter the outcome, regret is always a worse option. And on a related note, I believe in second chances. Really, when was the last time any of us got something right the first time?