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“It tastes like a mixture between shrimp and bleach.”

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42. Male Tears

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To spit or not to spit, that is the question… And a good one, at that.

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It’s all in the numbers. That’s how you understand anything of real value in this world.

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1. Semen is much, much more than just sperm.

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…Why? Because JAMES FRANCO, that’s why.

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I remember my first encounter with sperm. There was nothing sexual about that moment.

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In the late 20th century, perhaps as existential concession to the futility of remaining attractive after marriage, and in part due to the late capitalist compulsion to buy crap indiscriminately, something awful happened known as Mom Jeans.