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Spinoffs and remakes of classics don’t always do well, but after seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy, perhaps things are changing.

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This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.

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Hipsterdom is a scornful parody of white poverty culture, arrogantly oblivious to the adversities experienced by white people who actually live in poverty.

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Go Yankees!

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While the order may rearrange for some, these are the best kids movies we were given in the ‘90s.

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Let the greatness of the Space Jam soundtrack live on in your a.m. regiment, taking the wheel of your weak, exhausted body.

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Wisecracking, delightful. You always know that Bugs can make you laugh. Then again, his intimacy doesn’t seem to go beyond smacking huge kisses on the lips of both males and females, and he also only seems to eat carrots, which would probably get old after a while. But you can get over that.

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Who doesn’t want to relive the exact plot of what we just saw in musical form? Idiots, that’s who.