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“Ate spam and eggs out of a Frisbee because I ran out of paper plates.”

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The amount of starchy foods will vastly outnumber the amount of vegetables. In the South, we pride ourselves in being able to make multiple types of potatoes.

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Southern grandmothers are the most embracing, warm creatures on earth – but god help you if you cross them.

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Curious as to why today’s country-dwelling Caucasians share such a disdain for Democratic politicians? Well, here’s a historical primer for ya.

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In terms of Tinder conversations, the south will always win.