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My bus goes off the road outside of Gatlinburg, Tennessee, flying through a metal guardrail and going off a cliff. It explodes in a fireball. There are no survivors.

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Now, this current trendy love of bacon has filtered down to the Burger King-level, and Burger King has introduced its Bacon Sundae. Before discussing that, as we inevitably must, because we have no choice in the matter, do you know where the word “sundae” comes from?