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Here’s what happens during Mercury retrograde, and what you can do to maintain your sanity, and yes, even grow during this time.

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Didn’t pay any of your bills and credit score has now dipped pathetically low? DON’T WORRY. It was Mercury!!!!!

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Duran believes she owns the sun, because, well, she says she does. Now she wants to sell it for $1.13 per square meter on eBay.

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The most disruptive event in human history hasn’t happened yet.

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At its core, probably, Jupiter consists of a diamond that is the size of the planet Earth. …Allow me to repeat that: …A DIAMOND. THE SIZE OF. THE PLANET EARTH. This fact has always haunted me for some reason. Well, not for “some reason.” The thing is, I want to have that diamond! Could I assemble a team of men to steal it, Nicholas-Cage-movie-style?

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We can be whatever constellations you like, at least in the beginning. In the beginning it’ll be all starburst and Andromeda and other striking sights we won’t be able to take our eyes off of; but it won’t stay that way.