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8. Take cheap shots.

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If you’re going to play with the big boys, you have to play by big-boy rules.

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This is one of the best examples of communal satire I’ve ever seen.

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“Coincidence!” millions will counter, but is it?

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I’d like to thank the Internet for shamelessly displaying its staggering level of doublethink where women hitting men is concerned.

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For the record, I’m not condoning violence of any form. I am, however, condemning the notion that women somehow lose our respectability for expressing rage and other emotions.

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You crazy for this one, Jay.

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At some points it feels like they’re weirdly competing with each other — like trying to outdo how obsessed and in love with Beyoncé they can be.

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One second I’m watching Bey walk in, and the next second I’ve bee-lined straight for her, and am somehow arm-in-arm, escorting her into the nearest dressing room.

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Ok, some of these are from late 2012 but w/e they are still awesome and amazing.