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It’s not because I don’t like you or because I’m obsessed with myself. It’s neither, and jumping to either of these conclusions simplifies a question that transcends the boundaries of your knowledge of introverts.

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Was it really that easy for people?

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The next time you are sad over the fact that you can not be a real life character in Game of Thrones, do me a favor step into your favorite local bar and take a moment to observe, reassess, and appreciate your lovely and existing presence in the known world.

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“Saw a dude shit in a bread-maker that was in the kitchen cupboard, and then put it back.”

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College is a time for individualism. Moving away from home and starting life on your own is supposed to be an opportunity to discover yourself, not someone else.

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Say these more often!

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It’s obvious: These kids have no respect for anyone but themselves.

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Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, things just aren’t going your way in your social life.

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People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.

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Deep down, I know the majority of this answer can be attributed to technology, and the super-charged pace we are allowed to send and receive information; but that’s not an excuse.