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“Next time you’re filling out your tax returns just write ‘monkey’ where the year goes. See what happens to your funds.”

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”

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A group of cool cats who sit cross-legged on a grassy knoll in the shade with chai lattes speaking about things that are so ironic it would make your teeth bleed.

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Louie’s best known for his standup and critically acclaimed television show, but arguably the best merger of his philosophical talents happens in the late-night guest chair.

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Our lives are looking pretty bleak.

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I’d heard about the Katniss-Peeta-Gail love triangle and consequently thought that the series was just a dystopian version of Twilight with less repressed sexuality and more little-kid fighting. Oh, how wrong I was.

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2. Gluten free guy