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North Carolina resident Dana Willis found her own way to figure out how much snow she was looking at outside. And, um, well, it’s definitely interesting, and definitely NSFW.

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While I can’t promise you that you’ll get that engagement ring under the tree or finally convince your parents to get that puppy, I can tell you that it looks like some of you may get a white Christmas this year.

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Even the darkest winter days can still have light in them, light that shines from the center of my home. A light that will always be there to guide me back home.

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I love the stillness of the ground, the quiet after a dusting, the way the world seems holy, untouched.

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If you boil ginger and lemon into hot water it will warm your entire body and cure any cold you have. Boil two cups of water, throw in a full piece of diced ginger, and squeeze half a lemon into the pot. Let it stew for 10 minutes. It’s a cure-all.

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It had snowed the day I told you I didn’t love you anymore.

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Here are fourteen ways that Old Man Winter can render you a frozen stiff.

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After I really heard it the first time I waited to see if it was a fluke. But after a second, again: tap-tap-tap-tap.

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You win, Winter. I give the f-ck up.

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Because winter is showing no signs of slowing down.