These are the top ten, globally.
Unfortunately for him, he didn’t quite get the story right.
Maybe it’s getting older that makes you less exciting.
This is my absolute favorite. If it’s “not a big deal,” then why is the government investing BILLIONS into propaganda against it?
I hate that a chemical has such a strong grasp of control over you.
When you spent enough time working alongside someone, you tend to develop a good understanding of them. Sometimes you like them, sometimes you hate them. Usually, it’s a healthy mix of both.
I’ll just sit reeeeeally still so no one knows how baked I am…
And then you come sit next to me,
Close on purpose, right next to me, close to my skin, just skin to skin,
So much that I can feel you breathe.
“I was eating cereal and blew on it to cool it down.”
If you think that is sort of a social punishment for smokers, I’ll object, first because it didn’t make me (or anyone I presume) want to quit smoking and second because you didn’t punish men smokers. Or if you think you’ll telling us through that look that smoking isn’t at all pretty moreover healthy for us, I am telling you once again, we know.