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1. You’ve definitely acted like the ‘crazy girlfriend’ once or twice – but it’s only because you’re in touch with your emotions. You’re not afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve.

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We interpret friendliness in women of reproductive age as seduction.

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It takes a hell of a man to handle her.

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“Great people do things before they’re ready.” —Amy Poehler

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When kids couldn’t remember my name, I was “the girl in glasses” by default. It’s my thing.

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If it hasn’t happened yet, it will one day: You will finally grow tired of dating girls who look hot, but have absolutely nothing going on under the hood.

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11. You will be the smart one.

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“Why yes, I am reading this just for fun.”