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The classic Friday night question: “Are you guys going to the ____ House tonight?” “Yeah, everyone’s going.”

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Everyone is super open-minded. As long as you think exactly like them.

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The Bar—that lone tavern in the sprawling metropolis that is your college town—is a thing of intrigue. Even for a native New Yorker accustomed to passing by watering holes on every block, the bar at a small school manages to harness a surprising amount of mystique.