Spank my ass so hard you leave a handprint.
“Within a fairly short period of time, I found myself watching up to eight hours of pornography a day, every day.”
“When I’m inside a bedroom, I want the guy to throw me around like I’m a dirty little rag doll.”
“He is the boss. It feels right and the way it should be.”
Shortly after you leave, the groomsmen start drifting toward the exits. Meanwhile, you’re ass-naked in bed, thighs quivering in anticipation.
I have a proclivity for the occasional spanking … even if I haven’t exactly found my willing partner just yet.
1. You updated your online dating profile to say that you’re looking for a guy who’s the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin’s lamp all rolled into one. Good luck finding a match.
Before you go hiding your kids in a bunker to protect them from the “aggressive marketing campaign” that is 50 Shades of Grey, you should probably slow down and take a deep breath.
There tends to be a lot of chatter about S&M, but a lack of real knowledge about it.
This is a guide from a monogamous heterosexual female about how I want my boyfriend to dominate me in bed.