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“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”

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Brave, Loyal, Wise, and Cunning. No matter where you lie you’re definitely someone’s perfect match.

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Gryffindor: You’re always the person who asks the Uber driver if they have an aux cord.

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Determined, compulsive, and driven to succeed: that’s a Scorpio for you.

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Forget Hufflepuffs who need constant validation, Ravenclaws who try to be the smartest person in the room, Gryffindors who are always showing off just how ~brave~ they can be.

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Set the Sorting Hat on your heads, kids, because it’s time to find out whether your Hogwarts House would survive the terrifying situation of living through a horror movie.

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I first began reading the Harry Potter series when I was in third grade.

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You have a hard time not thinking of most people you encounter as “basic.”

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When in a group project, you’ll figure out how to do the least amount of work whilst getting the most amount of credit.

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Seeing that Ron labeled every candidate: Slytherin and forgot to classify George W. Bush entirely, the boys get into a pretty good row.