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I’ll never be able to let down my hair and fall on a strangers bed. I’ll never be able to sleep with someone whose first name I might not remember. I’ll never be able to get naked for someone I don’t have any connection with.

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Lets face it, they are everywhere but you may not realize how many fuckboys you actually come into contact with on a daily basis.

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I agree; sleeping with two different guys is not something to brag about. It isn’t something I am proud of.

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As I am re-watching Sex and the City episodes for the millionth time, I come upon an episode where Miranda faces chlamydia and is advised by her doctor to contact past partners.

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Size does matter … just not the size of what you think.

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12. Go on a long ass drive alone. Play all your favorite songs and coast with one hand out the window as you rip past.

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Look: I like having sex. I enjoy it.

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Maybe I would’ve felt differently about sex if I cared about most of the people I was with. I tried, I tried, and I tried to muster up some feelings that resembled love—these were all good men, not one-night-stands— but the more I tried, the worse I felt and was certain that I was broken somehow