When you finally fall asleep, it’s always 10 minutes before the alarm goes off, and you start wondering why the universe really hates you like that.
When they’re happy and smiley in the morning, you debate temporarily breaking up with them.
Before kids, you could eat a hot meal, a cold meal, and an “any temp in between meal.” Now? There’s only one temperature. Cold.
14. You’re more emotional than usual. Example: A funny video about cats caused you to start crying. You hate cats.
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