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This time, as much as I wanted to call a timeout, I couldn’t. There was no time.

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There are only so many episodes of Law and Order: SVU a girl can watch before she starts going a little stir crazy.

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If you’re feeling cheeky, use your illness-based tweet as an opportunity to humblebrag. “can’t hold anything down. gonna lose 20 pounds.” Prepare for everyone to freak out over your hot new diet. Like it or not, you’re a trendsetter now…