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Imagine the feeling of standing outside in the rain in the summertime: It’s relaxing, cathartic, and can be quite beautiful. However, there are obvious issues with bathing outside, least among them dirt, privacy, and fluctuating seasonal temperatures.

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1. On a cold day when all you want is to feel your toes again.

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The “I just got laid” feeling is coveted by many. We want to experience it all the time, we want to drown in it, but we can’t always get what we want now can we? When you do get your wish granted though, you’ll do strange things like decide to walk home in a vicious snowstorm or call your grandma.

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There are few things worse than realizing, the second it’s too late to go back and change, that your outfit looks like something your grandmother would have dressed you in as a child, shortly after her cataract surgery.

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Nothing pains me more than waiting for a VIP text message. Whether it’s a text from your ex, someone you’re planning on having sex with later, or your drug dealer telling you to go to some seedy location, you’ll be kept on pins and needles until your phone vibrates and makes that luscious beautiful sound that indicates that you have a new message.