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You feel every emotion that you’d expect: anger, hurt, betrayal, humiliation, confusion.

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I have ten immediate aunts and uncles and only one of them is still married.

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2. They have no patience for you.

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I went on a date once with a guy who intended to study mortuary science. He asked me how I’d feel about taking a cold bath before sex, and then staying very still throughout. I couldn’t get out of that car fast enough!