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It’s a Girl’s (kind of f*cked up) World!

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You’ve started taking home everything in your desk, piece by piece. So you can just skip out of there unhindered when you finally do quit.

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3. Resistance to free efficiency-producing technology.

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When he got to me, I‘d say, “Cheesecakes.” Then his face would grow dark as it all came back to him; he hated me. Or rather, he hated my boss. He called him the “cheesecake man.” And while this isn’t a very cruel nickname, the way he said it, it had the earmarks of a racial slur. Now I was the “cheesecake boy.”

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There comes a time in every young person’s life when they must gather their strength, assess their position in the world, and apply to work in a cafe. These positions are highly competitive but don’t let that discourage you – just be sure to show up to an interview prepared.

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Customers are the gods of the food service industry, and they’re angry gods at that; when one is even slightly dissatisfied, apologies pour from over the counter in a tidal wash of discounts, refunds, coupons, sincere hopes for reconciliation and a plea to please, please don’t let this one minor mistake reflect upon our business as a whole, please come back again.