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“Cute!”

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Do I look fat? I feel large and in charge.

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Remember that brief, beautiful (and a little bit annoying) time when Shit Girls Say OWNED the Internet? Like, it honestly went up to the World Wide Web and was like, “Yeah, I’m gonna take over for a sec. You can go on a break now…”

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I’m not sayin’ I’m a gold digger… but I probably could be. Everybody has their limits, though — even those girls on Millionaire Matchmaker (read: the Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis episode). Here are five Rich Dudes that are absolutely, definitely NOT on my list of theoretical Rich Baby Daddys.

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Shit Babies Say. Shit Dogs Say. Shit Guys Say to Mall Shopping with Their Girlfriends. Shit Drunk Girls Say to Other Drunk Girls. Shit Drunk Girls Say to Guys (In General). Shit Upper Class White Girls Say to Middle Class White Girls.

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Its humor resonates so deeply because it’s uncomfortably true. In your lifetime, how many times have you endured a racist remark from someone who claims to be liberal and progressive?

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In Episode 3 of their series we see a different ‘format’ of sorts — this one lacking the cut scenes we’ve come to expect and composed of two ‘skits,’ both featuring Juliette Lewis, who made a cameo in Episode 1. It’s also about a minute longer than the first two episodes, both of which definitely left us wanting more.

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TC faves on this one include “Is that hummus?” “Does this taste funny to you?” “So good, right?” and “I’m just like……..”

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Posted yesterday, it’s already at over 500k views; highlights include “Could you turn it up a bit?,” “Um, could you turn it down a bit?,” and “Listen, listen, listen, listen, LISTEN.” We think it’s super funny and are totally looking forward to more of these episodes.