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No one is going to want to listen to you if you stink.

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6. Thinking we’re pregnant every couple seconds.

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There’s nothing better than finding a new version of a song that’s even better than the original.

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8. Cheating.

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2.) How much can you deadlift?

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Everyone needs to have a crappy job. It’s practically the 20-something law. We can’t all be like Lauren Conrad and steam the occasional dress at an “internship” before landing our own fashion line.

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It seems like whenever I or someone else shares a dating horror story, there’s still the question of “But should I still text them?” It’s like 30 minutes of “This person is a douche, they’re not the one, it’s comically bad, but… IDK. Maybe I’ll see them again.”