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Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!

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“He could see nothing but the reflection of the bubbles from the hose and the dark, lifeless eye of the Great White behind it.”

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From Michael Phelps “racing” a shark to all your favorite documentaries.

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The feeling was something I don’t think I can even describe; the mix of fear, excitement, and unknown of what’s about to happen was amazing!

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Reaction to the video ranged from “wow this dude is crazy” to “this guy is harassing animals for no good reason”.

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The shark is apparently “the talk” of the neighborhood with people stopping by to get a glance or take a picture with the shark.

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Let us go on an undersea journey. For I think now that you are ready.

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Missed the atrocity of classic American television that is Shark Week? Fear not! I have compiled everything you could have possibly learned from this week of “marine biology research!”

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The bull shark can migrate up rivers, so it’s not even limited to oceans–it’s been spotted as far up the Mississippi as Illinois.

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It’s nice to have someone to identify with — even if that someone is a Great White shark.