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“Not gonna lie, the one and only time a woman has licked my butthole was pretty turnt.”

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Lola reads me like I want to be read—she responds to every twitch, every moan—every tiny signal of pleasure, she notices, and doubles it.

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My education has paid off: I have a few flicks up my sleeve, and I’ve issued more than my share of restraining orders.

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I looked at him, and then at his brown shag carpet. And then I bent my knees as if going down for prayer. I kissed him and he handed me the tissue.