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Just watching and thinking is the lowest part of the learning curve. You appreciate something and you think about it and you recognize quality but you aren’t really getting better.

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Somewhere on this godforsaken earth there must be a mint strong enough to erase your name from my lips.

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It remains a secret, making it that much more fun. No one can know.

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if you aren’t ready to go any further than hand holding or a kiss, you don’t have to.

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No guy in the history of human existence has ever understated his number – we only inflate it.

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It’s probably happened to a lot of people or it almost did and you swallowed back, I can’t say I was that lucky.

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Seven of the emails included photos. Three were face pics, two were cock shots, one was of a man wrestling a gigantic Marlin (seriously, this is true) and one was of a diagram of a vagina, illustrating the G-spot, which I much appreciated.