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Ryan Gosling is shirtless right now because he’s allergic to things that want to cover his body. Whenever he goes shopping for clothes, he finds that, for some inexplicable reason, t-shirts remove themselves from his body and run away.

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We’d been in that exact situation before – the three of us, alone, in the basement – but nothing had ever come of it. The first time we were alone together we’d discussed the possibility of us “doing stuff” together but it was a playful idea that wasn’t to be entertained. The second time a more heated debate ensued and ultimately, nothing happened. The third time, this time, not much had to be said.