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“I want to make a sex tape.” And then pauses. “With you.”

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Ease into exhibitionism by having sex in front of a mirror. You could place it above your bed, so you can see your partner’s backside while he’s thrusting during missionary, or you could hang it on the wall by your bed to watch yourself bounce.

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When I opened the message, my heart stopped beating and I immediately felt every cell in my body become tense.

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It was the real life version of that dream everyone has where you’re suddenly naked in public. Only I was naked and in a bit more of a compromising position.

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It’s hard to go 48 hours without hearing some inane piece of news about Kim or one of the other Kardashians, or, like now, read some type of article about them.

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Hogan: “I guess we’re all a little racist.”

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I heard her voice before I saw her — that flirty, monotonous tone that I first heard shrieking in pleasure as her lady-parts got pummeled to by James Deen in Backdoor Teen Mom.

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There is no better private investigator than a woman with Internet access and a curiosity.