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Happiness is possible even in the bleakest moments.

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1. Good And Evil Is Isn’t Black, White, Or Grey. Rather, It’s A Crazed Artist’s Pallet Snape is biggest hero in the entire series.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You believe in the redemption, in choosing your own path, in underdogs proving their own worth, and all of that. But you also believe in ugly ducklings and beautiful, beautiful swans.

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“Could Snape possibly know they’d found out about the Sorcerer’s Stone? Harry didn’t see how he could — yet he sometimes had the horrible feeling that Snape could read minds.”

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I mean, Sirius spent 12 years in a prison for a crime he didn’t commit. I think he’s allowed to be a little emotionally distant in bed.

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You’re ignoring the Murphy’s Law of Hair which comes into play whenever you have a significant event — wedding, high school graduation, first date — that requires good hair. The law states, and I quote, “Verily on dates of import, whatever you want your hair to do, it will do the opposite.”

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1. Wilt Chamberlain 2. Amy Poehler’s new baby 3. Your aunt who lives in New Mexico and makes turquoise bracelets on Etsy