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“Critics say it’s illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It’s also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn’t born in this country.”

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15. The Kardashians
I didn’t want to waste so many of my 20 spaces on them, so they go in together as a group entry.

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Why scientific progress doesn’t always mean progression for humanity.

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Seth MacFarlane doesn’t hate racism. Rest assured, America: Seth MacFarlane hates you.

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And although Bob Saget isn’t an insult comic, I still get insulted when people call him a comic.

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First of all, can I just say that I love how much gay guys hate Anne Hathaway? With all of their vitriol, you’d think that Hathaway was personally responsible for the existence of HIV or something.

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Lady Gaga’s first words were “I can’t wait to have a gay son so we can go shopping together!”

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But, for all its derivation, Family Guy has its own unmistakable flavor, present in Ted’s odd obsession with the fringes of pop culture (Flash Gordon and Tom Skerritt), its flippant mockery of homosexuality/ women/non-whites (MacFarlane would probably say he’s mocking bigotry towards those groups, but it’s a fine line), and its unexpected bursts of violence.