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Horror sequels tend to be given the cold shoulder. They’re generally passed off as cash grabs that either squeeze the life out of a franchise or change something so drastically that it turns off its core base. These four films are regarded as some of the worst entries in their franchise, but armed with a different mindset, they may actually may not be the worst, but the best films in their series.

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Did you see the new Avengers movie this weekend? I saw it. It was cool. Was it a good movie? I can’t be sure.

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Hi, J.J. Abrams. You’re directing the new Star Wars flick! I have some ideas. Here they come! Aren’t you stoked?!

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This holiday season, you have a difficult decision when it comes to what film to go see with your family.

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Since the last film in the series, Ethan Hawke has suffered a seven year abduction, during which he was amputated of all four major limbs and tongue.

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“Star Wars: Follow Those Ewoks!” starring Tina Fey? Sure; why the hell not?

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…Specifically, “Inception”-style noises of THE HEADACHE-INDUCING VARIETY, BWHAAMPPP!!!

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Trains! Explosions! Terrible philosophical discussions! Trains again! This movie has it all.