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Date someone who sees your little love handles, but kisses them because they’re so cute.

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My heart is full when I can make them laugh.

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The hot guy’s looks will eventually fade anyway.

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Love the girl who understands real pain but can find the bliss in it anyway.

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For all our decent times together, there was one glaring problem. He didn’t really “get” my sense of humor.

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Your sense of humor may be the most interesting thing about you, here’s why.

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One of the bad choices in my two-year long foray into all things stupid included meeting my affair partner at my place of business after hours.

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It’s kind of nice down here, where the haters hate — quiet, too. But mostly calming, with the knowledge that there’s nowhere else to go but up.

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It seems that if people see you as the shy, quiet person who never really says anything interesting, any comment that you do make in jest is greeted with disproportionate appreciation. I cottoned on. The one-liner became my tool.

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6. Unusual Sense of Humor