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“I’m obsessed with the taste of him. Even when he’s inside me, sometimes I ask him to pull out so he can finish in my mouth.”

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“It tastes like if you sprinkled salt on jelly that was the flavor of a bench press. The part that people’s sweaty ass lays on.”

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“Do you remember that taste you had when you chewed on a balloon as a kid?”

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42. Male Tears

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To spit or not to spit, that is the question… And a good one, at that.

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1. Semen is much, much more than just sperm.

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Sex invites our partner into our cherished inner circle and conversely, beckons us into our beloved’s confidential chasm of energy.

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Your fetish is your fetish, and the last thing I want to do is make fun of people for what turns them on.

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“The opening of the vagina is lower than expected.”

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Because it was ill-preserved, the penis was allegedly compared to a piece of leather, a shriveled eel, and to beef jerky.