Face your resistance and do what you’re avoiding–that one thing that really matters, and will matter in 10 years, that you don’t want to do.
“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”
“I made my college girlfriend scream so much from sex that a downstairs neighbor threatened to call the cops.”
“I had a dream that I killed myself and God showed me a bird’s-eye view of the effect my death had on my mom and dad.”
“It is her!” went up a shout from the crowd. “It is the miracle girl! It is the girl who can heal the sick by breaking wind!”
“I said no, she kept going, it hurt.”
I was expecting this to happen sooner or later. I was just hoping that I had found someone first. But all right. It happened.
“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”
“We take off our clothes and she has a brown doo-doo line in her underwear.”
“If I get home from work before my girlfriend, I will cuddle the cats and talk to them in a cute-ish high-pitched voice.”