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“Shana wakes up one morning to discover her little sister in the grip of a strange malady. She appears to be sleepwalking. She cannot talk and cannot be woken up. And she is heading with inexorable determination to a destination that only she knows. But Shana and her sister are not alone. Soon they are joined by a flock of sleepwalkers from across America, on the same mysterious journey.”

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A hologram of my boyfriend appeared, holding a spatula with a goofy smile on his face. It was bizarre. Like looking at a full-size photograph. A wax figure. 

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If you consider yourself a fan, you should look through these Star Wars symbols to remind yourself of your love of the franchise:

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Every feature appeared identical to my own, down to the blackhead on my chin that sprouted earlier that morning.

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The portal processed the information, decided whether an individual’s mind contained enough love for a workable marriage, and either gave them permission to wed or a death sentence.

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I double clicked, opening the program. Even after five years of dating, it took over a dozen attempts to guess his password.

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It’s like a Snapchat filter in mirror form. You still see yourself. But a better looking version of yourself.

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ONE STAR: The bitch wouldn’t fuck me after I bought her a $12 drink.