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When I was little I looked up to my teachers, thinking they had all the answers. Thinking once I grew up I’d know as much as they did and things would be easy.

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They keep stressing that the syllabus could change at any time and that you should check blackboard for updates. Usually means they just threw together a syllabus to appease their department head and knows they won’t be able to actually follow it.

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“If you want to use Wikipedia when writing an academic essay, just cite the sources that Wikipedia cites. Not only does it reduce your workload a lot, but it makes it look like you’ve done a ton of reading during your research which your professor will be really impressed by.”

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There are too many brilliantly qualified post-grads with arts degrees out there without jobs with too many kids in our schools who need them, and this is a gap that needs to be closed.

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We are saying goodbye to some of the people we have spent our whole lives with.

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Graduation is a huge transition in your life. Especially if it’s your first time being considered an adult.

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On your way to the test, considering how to get out of it…but at the same time desperately wanting it to be over with.

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Okay, come on, you totally know you were thinking the same thing when you read about the “cougar sitings.”

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Oh my god, it actually worked.

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Just wait until she’s older and has the vocabulary (and the tact) to tear her college professors apart…