“You’ll float too.”
Georgie has an alternate fate in which is grabs his newspaper boat and simply says “See ya!” to Pennywise.
“Simpson talked in the third person as he described how the murders might have been committed, but at some point in the interview he lapsed into first person.”
I was a happy kid, lucky enough to have wise and well-adjusted parents. I can relive injuries: falling off a slide into darkness and screaming.
If you remember being scared by these then you’ve been a horror fan for life.
“I saw an elderly Chinese tourist pull down her grandkid’s pants so he can take a crap on the sidewalk. It was in the entrance of Disneyland in Paris.”
I never hear people talk about these underrated gems.
Home Alone 1-4: This kid gets left alone… at home. Four times? Multiple times? Does the kid contact his parents in any sort of way? Does anyone care? How long is he left alone for? I CANNOT get over that there are four of these movies and people LOVE ALL OF THEM. THE PLOTS HAVE TO BE THE SAME.
You guys have seen lots of cool photos of me holding my pink surfboard and in doped up villas in Bali — but I just wanted to let you guys know behind the scenes I don’t have my shit together either.
So this is twenty.