The screen shakes erratically, and there’s nothing but splinters and lances of light and screaming.
I Thought Getting My Best Friend Laid Would Help Him Move On, But What Happened Instead Ruined Our Lives
“So…just have sex? With random girls?”
The line was still connected while my caller was attacked, and what I heard for the next 30 seconds made me puke at my desk.
I don’t know how long it’s been. My watch has stopped working. Nothing changes. The kids cry, none of them are sleeping anymore, some of them have soiled themselves. They keep asking why I’m doing this to them.
There Should Have Been A Recall On A Major Toilet Paper Brand And They Don’t Want Me To Tell You Why
Every time I use it now, I’ll always have that thought in the back of my mind, what if it happens again.
The paper — the bottle — even the smooth archaic penmanship, all seeming ancient and untampered with. So what were the chances that it would be addressed to someone else with my name?
There Are Auctions For People You’re Not Supposed To Know About, But The Worst Part Was Finding Out Who Was Trying To Sell Me
My arms and legs began to sway back and forth in the casket that I laid in. White satin linens held my body, the body that this man thought was deceased.
There Are Auctions For People You’re Not Supposed To Know About, And I Definitely Wasn’t Supposed To Be At
“She’s going to be a hot and fast sale.”
“There be the other ones out there.”
We were a safe neighborhood.