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“So there is this building that used to be a hotel and one day this guy shows up and he takes multiple trips going in and out with a bunch of equipment. They found him a little while later in his room. He had assembled an entire guillotine and cut his head off.”

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In the beginning, we were so happy. The house was everything we needed.

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This year, I’ve decided to go as a zombie version of Elsa. I’ve splattered blood across the skirt with a giant wound in the chest, so it looks like a shard of ice has impaled me.

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My friend informed me that her aunt had a gift. I didn’t know it then, but that woman’s gift would end up changing my life.

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He showed me a video of a woman who swallowed different colored paints and forced herself to vomit over the canvas. He showed me another where a man dipped his limbs in paint and then rolled his naked body across paper spread across the floor. 

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I do remember the day I brought the lightbulb over to my new neighbors though. Given the stepford appearance of Hollow Oak, I assumed their porch lamp was similar to my own. I was very wrong.

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They crawled everywhere.

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One night my son (20 at the time) was brought home fall down drunk by his buddy James.

About a year later James got another friend drunk, checked them into a hotel, killed, dismembered and ate some of him.

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“You know what you did.”

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Have you ever blocked an ex?