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Why did I have to be scared? The worst they could do was fire me, and while that would be awful, I also knew I could go to the media, who’d have a field day with this: “College Prof Fired On Account Of Love.” Sure enough, as I got home, the phone was ringing away.

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“A Spanish teacher was fired on a Thursday. He came back in on Friday with a legally purchased AK in a guitar case. He went into the head mistress’s office and killed her and then shot himself.”

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“I found the dick pics my (now) son-in-law sent my daughter. She had backed up her computer to an external hard drive and didn’t realize they went, too.”

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The NFL is about profit, and their commitment to profit often comes at the expense of the competition.

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Over the last six months, sex scandals have intermittently plagued newsstands in France, Turkey, and India, all involving high-profile political figures.

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I think Don does have a problem with black people. The good news is that he’s so fucking senile he can’t even tell what race anyone is.

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You might call it a bad decision or the worst mistake ever. Bottom line, it was a choice two people made and now you have to deal with it in the best way possible.

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2. The LIBOR scandal came into focus last year when it was discovered that banks were falsely inflating or deflating their interest rates so in order to profit from trades, or to give the impression that they were more creditworthy than they actually were.

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You know Lance Armstrong. From the TV. From his books. From his magazine covers. From his cancer. From his infidelity. From his bracelets that were such a fad for about six weeks there a few years back.

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I hope people understand that most Penn Staters contradict the actions of the few who have tarnished the university’s reputation. Most of “us” realize there are more important things than the success of a football team, and that celebrity does not always trump accountability. We’re just as upset as you are, and most of us strive to do more good than bad.