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Let your love out of the shadows and let it stand in the light.

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A botany professor at my university managed to impregnate his wife and a colleague within one week. He is now known to some as The Pollinator.

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“I started looking into crowdfunding and used my entire network and raised approximately 2000 USD in 36 hours flat to go see her. There was NO chance in the world I would risk not getting to meet Lucy.”

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“Secretary got caught having sex with an intern in a room where we kept all the filing cabinets. They had started so fast that the secretary had left one of the shelves open and she held onto it to “stabilize” herself.”

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Looking fresh on The Today Show (instead of, ya know, lying on The Today Show).

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When I opened the message, my heart stopped beating and I immediately felt every cell in my body become tense.

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Sure, there are multiple sides to every story, but your truth rests on the side of whomever you’re most loyal. It’s their perspective you understand innately. Their version of events you embrace.

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People have always said controversial things, gotten out of control at parties, and done things they regret. What’s changed is that today, no matter where you are, the world is always watching.

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I’m going to shamelessly glamorize some famous yet fleeting Politician/Other Woman couples. I also included cocktail and music recommendations to party in style. This should break up any winter monotony at home. Let’s examine some scandals, shall we?

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Basically half the show is Olivia, the executive, swanning around in a fabulous cream wrap coat, walking places and looking for the perfect cashmere mock-turtleneck to go with her new pencil skirt.