You’d think she’d be all about getting free money as soon as humanly possible, but nooo, she waited until there were only 24 hours left to file.
Do the regular scholarships not fit your particular set of skills?
On Tuesdays, all women who purchase home goods such as vacuum cleaners and microwave ovens will receive half-off on Walmart’s exclusive “Lady Defender” Smith & Wesson 9mm in cotton candy pink.
Many women have given me brush offs during the years, but before that I saw their best. I know what they are like. I can read them because they are simple, and I am intuitive.
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really value our friendship.
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.
Change is just around the corner.
Would you be comfortable if I said the names of previous lovers in bed instead? Because if you’re okay with it, maybe I could make this work.
Make him feel special.