Do the regular scholarships not fit your particular set of skills?
Many women have given me brush offs during the years, but before that I saw their best. I know what they are like. I can read them because they are simple, and I am intuitive.
Would you be comfortable if I said the names of previous lovers in bed instead? Because if you’re okay with it, maybe I could make this work.
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really value our friendship.
Change is just around the corner.
There’s no use crying over a spilled vodka soda. It’s not even going to stain.
Make him feel special.
With enough craftiness, I can too make these plates that will remind me to live, laugh, and love when all my life makes me want to do is die, cry, and lock myself in the bathroom to make hate-filled poops.