Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.
So, I decided to grow a beard. Hold your applause till the end.
Many women have given me brush offs during the years, but before that I saw their best. I know what they are like. I can read them because they are simple, and I am intuitive.
Honestly, the whole story is so bizarre that you won’t be able to stop laughing.
Don’t attempt to “wing it” or “improvise” or “pull rabbits out of your hat.”
Stay single until you find a boy who’s excited about the little things.
This is your lucky day, because I have compiled 11 extremely easy steps that, if taken, will lead to you becoming much more attractive then you are right now.
Bees, wasps, hornets, anything goes. Here are some guaranteed ways to overreact at the sight of stinging winged insects.
Get your planners out, make sure your phone is fully charged and take note. Because the next 30 days aren’t for fucking around.
Ready for the 2017 summer season?