Pretty exciting isn’t it, what with the sweaty palms, the involuntary leg shakes and the desire to abuse anxiety medication?
If interested, please read the following carefully.
Don’t try to scale up or down. Accept your station in life.
The interns keep disappearing.
“Don’t worry too much about security… it’s not like we’re going to get hacked or anything.”
You’d think she’d be all about getting free money as soon as humanly possible, but nooo, she waited until there were only 24 hours left to file.
On Tuesdays, all women who purchase home goods such as vacuum cleaners and microwave ovens will receive half-off on Walmart’s exclusive “Lady Defender” Smith & Wesson 9mm in cotton candy pink.