The interns keep disappearing.
“Don’t worry too much about security… it’s not like we’re going to get hacked or anything.”
You’d think she’d be all about getting free money as soon as humanly possible, but nooo, she waited until there were only 24 hours left to file.
On Tuesdays, all women who purchase home goods such as vacuum cleaners and microwave ovens will receive half-off on Walmart’s exclusive “Lady Defender” Smith & Wesson 9mm in cotton candy pink.
Jenna™ has a progressive approach to texting, always evolving her style with technology. Currently, she’s exploring adding letters to words for emphasis.
Don’t talk about how you prefer red wine more than white wine. That’s not an interesting piece of information.
They don’t understand why you won’t let go of that tattered sweatshirt you’ve loved to literal shreds.
Do the regular scholarships not fit your particular set of skills?
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you don’t care.