I first learned the word “Namaste” in 2015 in my women’s-only yoga class. Other guys might be intimidated by a policy like that, but as I like to say to my androgynous ophthalmologist, “I don’t see gender.”
Make him feel special.
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really value our friendship.
But unfortunately, I am terrible at taking advice from strangers. So forgive me for rolling my eyes.
This is YOLO like you have always dreamed.
Who be I? I am your humble narrator, the voicemail greeting, the conduit between you and my master
The most likely possibility right now, the obstruction of justice route, needs a tall, dark, and handsome wine like Shiraz!
There’s no use crying over a spilled vodka soda. It’s not even going to stain.
When the two of you discuss your future plans she always gleefully suggests cutting off all ties with friends and family.