“She thought Egypt was in Europe. When I said it was in Africa, she asked, ‘Wait, when did they move it?'”
But unfortunately, I am terrible at taking advice from strangers. So forgive me for rolling my eyes.
“Sitting down in a public restroom and your dick touches any part of the toilet.”
“Period shits. Because your day just wasn’t bad enough already…”
“A word used by feminists to silence men and prevent them from learning that men actually have problems too and that their point of view isn’t the only one.”
“Sebastian is annoying and yells whenever his wife doesn’t put cheese on his daily tuna melt.”
“If she smokes, it’s an instant turnoff for me.”