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Imagine trying to text your family members to tell them about the most exciting news of your life only to realize that you got the wrong number. Oh yeah, and that wrong number belonged to one of your favorite childhood actresses.

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Are you Team Angel? Are you Team Spike? Are you (God forbid) Team Riley?

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“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.”

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You taught me that the hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

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Aka basketball’s royal couple. They’ve been married since 2011 and have been dating since they were practically babies themselves (Steph was 20, Ayesha 19).

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Bridget Jones is my spirit animal. I feel like I get her in ways I’m not supposed to understand movie characters.

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Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?

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“Hush” was a reaction to criticism that ‘Buffy’ relied too heavily on snappy dialogue. And man, what a reaction it was. Suck on that, critics.

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I think Eliza Dushku actually made me realize I liked women.

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I want Natalie Imbruglia telling me that the sky is torn, Jewel telling me that I can’t break her hands, Courtney Love being the girl with the most cake, and Liz Phair stealing my lighter and losing the map.